The Dave Letterman Show
note: this is as close to word for word i could get.
Gayheart, D:Dave Letterman
D: "Boy is my face red! They show me these magzines and I think 'boy she's on both of them' but thats not you"
R: "That's not me"
D: pointing at Instyle Cover "How about that fab hair?"
R: "that is fab hair"
D: goes on to show the naked pic from Instyle,
D: "So where are you from?"
R: face still red "Pinetop, Kentucky"
D: "I'm gonna say thats a small town"
R: "It is, about 800 people"
D: "What's that like living in a small town?"
R: "Well basically you know everyone in the town. I'm going back for a family reunion tomarrow."
D: "Really, how many people in the family?"
R: "I'm not sure 'cause I have a lot of distant cousins, but i'll say maybe 100, 150 people."
D: "Oh so its like a annual event, will you be naked?"
R:"NO, no Dave i won't be naked. My dad's hosting it and i'm bringing a friend, she's from Fresno and a vegetarian so I think that's going to be a problem Dave."
D:"Oh ya being from Fresno"
R: "Well theres a big pig roast so their going to try to shove meatballs down her throat."
D: "So how's you're kitty?"
R: "Oh you know about my kitty, he's ll years old and weighs 11 lbs."
D: "Really never catches mice. why not?"
R: "No i wont allow him its gross."
D:" Well what does he play with?"
R: "He's plays with string. I bring him with me everywhere though i didn't bring him this time cause its a short trip but actually I had a emergency landing with him once."
D: "Really was a plane involved?"
R: laughing "The stuartess said to leave all your personal belongings and take off your shoes. So i was scard and took my cat out of its bag and the stuartess said no, you have to leave your personal belongings, and I said no this isn't a personal belonging its my cat so we had a little run-in with the stuartess."
D: "You see that's where I think they were wrong, a kitty is a living being."
R:" I left my purse and shoes which were personal belongings, but they never found them so its a good thing i took my cat."
D: "So what's this new show of yours?"
R: "Its Wasteland, it premieres on ABC and is on Thursdays on ABC."
D: "Okay quit rubbing it in about it being on ABC"
R: "No, sorry I love CBS"
D: "Its okay I care about nothing.... So what's it about?"
R: "It's about that awkward transitional period into thirty."
D: "Your a beautiful woman"
R: "Thank you"
D: "Is there a lot of sexual activity?"
R: "There is some sex but I'm not involved in it." the audience awwws "I play someone who works in the D.A.'s office, a southern debutante who is trying to get some respect in the world and having sex wouldn't do that for me."
D: "What's the office?"
R: "I work in the D.A.'s office, I'm a pee-on in the D.A.'s office."
D: "So is it anthor lawyer show?"
R: "No, we have a neurotic publiscist, a gay soap star, i'm a pee-on in the D.A.'s office, we also have a 26 year old virgin."
D: "Well most importantly, and i'm really holding my breath, is there a part of Mr. Kitty?"
R: "Are you making fun of my cat's name? I tried to name him something else, i tried to name him Sushi but that didn't work."
D: "Okay Wasteland premieres October 7th, have no idea what network, but its premiering."
Sorry tape ended there.